Dora craps her pants
Our retro glamour-puss Candy returns, with a more mischievous mission. Her belly is aching to poop, and she's wearing a suitable outfit of white cotton panties, so it's just a matter of time before she craps her pants right before your eyes! Mr. Poopy Pants immediately jumps us and screams “Oooohh that’s Coooooold” and starts pushing past everyone saying, “I gotta get inside this is just too cold. UFC fighter Justine Kish was facing off against Felice Herrig in front of a live audience on Sunday when she shit her pants. Kish released her bowels while enduring a move called the killer rear naked choke.
UFC Fighter Justine Kish Shits Herself (VIDEO)
The travelling "normal" public begs you. If your submission isn't showing up, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Leave a Comment Your email address will not be published. Anal , Blonde , Creampie. I hope not, I had an authentic Italian dinner tonight. Please submit a link to the original comic's site, and possibly a mirror in the comments.
Dora Venter gets her ass fucked
Well, it happened to me. Actually, the second worst thing happened to me. THE absolute worst thing happened to the lady who was sitting behind me, next to the antagonist. The flight attendants were actually pretty terrific — handing out bags of coffee grounds for us to hold up to our noses. That was the closest I ever felt to air rage — I think we all would have tossed him off the plane if we could have figured out a way to do it. The flight attendants thoughtfully cracked the back door of the plane once we arrived at the gate.
For a few brief moments, sweet, cold, odor-free air circulated rapidly around the cabin. Please close the door.
As my wife and I were leaving the gate, I saw him being whisked to his next flight by a skycap, still in his poop-soaked drawers.
I actually feel sorry for that guy. I have a bowel disease and he may too. At which point, if he didn't have a change of clothes with him, what could he do? Well, I'd wear a pull-up-style diaper, if I'd suffer from this condition -spares some trouble by making changes easier…. He could go to the bathroom, try to remove the worst of it, and take a little shower in that nice antibacterial deodorizers.
He pushed it deep into Cassie's vagina, slicing through it like a knife through butter. That39;s just a little girl speak about that part of the boys with whom somehow previously been in contact my o If you are a generous man, I have got you a nice gift - my mellow feminine body. Но это не. Спасибо. Want to know a girl closer to check her in bed. I knocked on the door and a women of about 35 answered it.
To the woman who crapped her pants in my car If he knew where to send a package with Pepto so that it would get to her, why must he post on Craigslist to get back in contact with her? I've never understood what "Shenanigans" means, but for some reason everytime that I see that I want to punch someone in the face. It's activities such that you cause problems for some number of people while having fun yourself. OP, do you accept this decree of Shenanigans. But it was posted on the 6th!!!
Someone couldn't have reposted something to Craigslist, could they? That dude could've not needed to post this letter if he just simply shat his pants right when she did so that she wouldn't be embarrassed anymore. Yeah, it's when you boast about making every shot you've taken that you start missing them all. And then into your underwear. I hope not, I had an authentic Italian dinner tonight. If i crap my pants in my sleep I might get buried alive. I will drop my drawers and squat if it comes down to it.
Feces will never, ever touch my underwear. That's like playing russian roulette, pulling the trigger and blowing your brains out then being praised as a hero for "never winning a game". If someone was taking between craps a day I would be impressed regardless of if it was in their pants or not. Sorry for ruining a poop joke: I wish i could tell you I gambled and won, and the fart came out as only a fart.
I wish i could tell you that--but life is no fairy tale world. Not because of any shit's messing, but because, I gambled on a fart and won. I've gambled just never lost. I've just won every time.
Not going to delete this comment? He tried to call me out for ripping off my own post last night. After everyone laughed at him he deleted his comment. Is this what you spend your free time doing? Getting angry at strangers for accumulating valueless in every form internet points? You could be reading books, learning an instrument, doing some stretching While gambling on a repost doesn't always work that's why it's called gambling , it's still funny each time I read it.
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